Why a Beard?

Good question. Deserves a good answer. Here’s a few reasons for Why a Beard?:

1. It’s good for the environment.
2. Prominent historical scientists did it, and who are  you to out-think them?
3. It’s manly. (This is indisputable. But it only counts as an argument for beard growth if manliness is a desirable trait in your opinion.)
4. It makes more sense.
5. Beards make one look intellectual.
6. Because beardies are more fun than those shavies.
7. There is no good argument against bearding.

End of story.

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