Good Friday, indeed.

Dig this:
1. God made us and he made the Rules. We sinned. Because we can. He created a son, his own flesh.
2. He manipulated people so that they would torture and kill that son. He resurrected the son. He claims it “had to be done” to wash away our sins. Because the Rules say so. The Rules he made up.
3. And you should be grateful, you sinful prick!

In other words:
1. He gave us a gift.
2. He assigned a value to that gift.
3. He wants to be repaid. Forever.

It’s as if someone barged into my house, handed me a sandwich I did not ask for nor necessarily wanted, and then started following me around yelling “YOU OWE ME. I TOTALLY GAVE YOU THAT SANDWICH, DUDE.” If it’s a gift, then how do I owe you shit?

The whole premise of Christianity rests on a dickhead who insists you owe him forever or he’ll kick your ass.

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Friendly Mutton Chops.

This is my beard. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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Why a Beard?

Good question. Deserves a good answer. Here’s a few reasons for Why a Beard?:

1. It’s good for the environment.
2. Prominent historical scientists did it, and who are  you to out-think them?
3. It’s manly. (This is indisputable. But it only counts as an argument for beard growth if manliness is a desirable trait in your opinion.)
4. It makes more sense.
5. Beards make one look intellectual.
6. Because beardies are more fun than those shavies.
7. There is no good argument against bearding.

End of story.

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Random questionnaire about The Marriage.

What are your middle names?
Curtis and Skovalia. She dropped her birth middle name when we married and switched it out with her maiden name.

How long have you been together?
Married almost 4 years, together almost 8.

How long did you know each other before you started dating?
Met in October 1992, so that would be more than 8 and a half years.

Who asked whom out?
Neither. we’re not date people. Read the rest of this entry »

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