Email.
Drop me a line via that hot, new, exciting trend that all the kids are buzzing about, electronic mail. I will do what I can to get back to you in a timely manner. Rest assured, if I don’t reply fast enough, I’m not ignoring you. I’m just horribly lazy sometimes. Email me soon and you’ll hear back.
Telephone.
Give me a call at 347 879 0727. It’s a US number, so keep that in mind, all you folks who are dying to talk to me but live outside the borders of my country.
Social Media.
Check this shit out! I’m all up and down the World Wide Web, making friends and annoying strangers:
Keep in mind, I’m as vulgar and blunt out there as I am in here.
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